Cartoons
What Could Go Wrong
Boys, tools, and an idea that seemed sound at the time.
The drawings are 1400 pixels wide and the writing inside the panels is small on a screen. Click any cartoon to open it full size.
More Paws Than HandsYou might be a redneck if your dinner guests have more paws than hands.See it full size 
Dad Said Mow It“Son, go mow the yard.” “Yes, sir!” Dad said mow it. He didn’t say how.See it full size 
Bubba And His Family“Supper’s ready, everybody!”See it full size 
Same Squadron“That’s my F-4J Phantom.” “Well… Sam couldn’t take it down, but your vacuum sure could.”See it full size 
Somewhere In The Parking Lot“You sure this is a good idea?” “What could go wrong?”See it full size 
No Jack Stands“Why do women live longer than men?” “I wish I had jack stands. I can’t afford them.”See it full size 
Gotta Change That Muffler“You sure this is a good idea?” “What could go wrong?” “Don’t tell my wife.”See it full size 
Unit HousingSingle family, medium family, large family — and the Marines.See it full size 
Lower The Boom“Shouldn’t you lower the boom and chain it down?” “That’ll take too long.” Clearance: eleven feet.See it full size 
That’s Better“I look hideous.” A little lipstick in the mirror. “That’s better. What could go wrong today?”See it full size 
The Yellow Footprints“The clock you know doesn’t work here. This is Marine Corps time.”See it full size 
The New Wig“This new wig looks great.” “Well… they worked fine in the barracks.”See it full size 
Tie It Off on the Truck“Tie the rope off on the hitch of that parked truck. We’ll throw the rope over the roof.”See it full size 
Lean Against the Rope“I said you have to lean against the rope, not sit on it.”See it full size 
The New Cat“Do you think we need to put the kitten in the crate while we’re gone?” — “No, he’ll be fine.”See it full size 
Two Lanes or Four?“Just explain to me how my wife’s moods change.” — “That bridge — do you want it two lanes or four?”See it full size 
Bologna Again?“If I knew it mattered to him that much, I would have fixed something different than bologna.” — “Yes, but Ralph packs his own lunch.”See it full size 
Keep Him Busy“Where’s Johnson?” — “I sent him to get the keys to the skipper’s airplane about four hours ago.”See it full size 
The Cat HouseVMA-311, 1974. “My wife has suggested that ‘The Cat House’ may not be the best name for this hangar.” — “Go get the paint.”See it full size 
It’ll Be Just Like RappellingOops. — Oops. — I hate it when you say oops.See it full size 
We Charged It Too FastNever put wires into a wall outlet. Tell an adult.See it full size 
My Mom Gave Me A Great IdeaIf Johnny jumped off a bridge, would you do it too?See it full size 
Did You Try The Garbage Disposal?Darn drain won’t run again. — GRRRR-WHIRRR-SPLOOSH! — Thank you.See it full size 
Sounds Like A Good PlanTrampoline… launch platform… over the fence… perfect jackknife!See it full size 
That’s Not The Way My Dad Does ItMy dad always uses a tire gauge. Are you sure you don’t need one?See it full size 
If I Make This, You Mow My YardBut if you miss, you’ve got to… wear a dress to school!See it full size 
Well, The Batteries Needed ChangingMy leg's in a cast and the smoke detector picks 3 a.m. to tell me the battery's low — is this really the moment?See it full size 
Every Shop Had A DeskinsMarine Corps humour. Every shop had one.See it full size 
You Can’t Make This Stuff UpThe best chainsaw money can buy, and one pickup load of wood.See it full size 
Murphy’s Law“I’m gonna warm up the truck. I’ll come back for my coffee.”See it full size 
Did You Bring The Chainsaw?“I forgot.” “That’s okay, we’ll just pull it over.”See it full size 
That Trick We Saw On TVSix panels. Nobody calls an adult until panel five.See it full size 
Get Dad’s Car And A ChainFour boys, one dead sedan, and a tractor. It ends how you think.See it full size 
When A Country Boy Goes To College“Mom, I met a girl. Can I bring her home for Thanksgiving?”See it full size 
The Whoopee Cushion“We’ll put it where Susan always sits. That’ll be funny.”See it full size 
Dad Said Mow ItHe didn’t say how. A motorcycle and a gang mower on a rope.See it full size 
Poke That Nest“I want to hang a swing right there.” “Don’t bother them, they’re not bothering you.”See it full size